So the other day I was driving home from work and saw something that made me grateful to be an American. Standing there on the corner was a Little Caesar's Pizza guy, you know, the ones that stand out in front and have a sign and try to distract you from driving. Yeah, he was there waving his sign and dancing and all of that. He was going to town! It was a rather impressive display, then when he was done, in a very dramatic way he just paused and pointed at the other corner. Naturally I had to look, I'm a Utah driver, I get distracted easily. Anyway, what to my wandering eye should appear, but a cross-dressing man dressed up as Lady Liberty break dancing. The contest was on!
I sat there for a few minutes (I was waiting for the light to change color, I wasn't blocking traffic, just for the record) and watched those two go at it. It was definitely a dance off at the corner. I wished that someone had been there to be the judge and decide if they as a consumer should now feel more inclined to get their taxes done or get a pizza. Either way, it looks like one way or another we will render to Caesar that which is Caesar's. It seemed like a great new Fox reality TV show (so if someone takes this idea, I want part of the royalties) "So you think you can street advertise." or "Dancing with the Cars". I don't know, I'm sure a clever title will be created. Either way, all I know is, I love America.
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Little Caesar's should get the prize since he was the one who challenged the other guy--obviously the better of the two to be that confident ;)
ReplyDeleteThat's awesome. I still seriously miss our Little Ceasar's sign dancer out here. He was roughly my age, had Downe Syndrome, dressed liked Elvis (complete with wig) and rocked it on the corner everyday.
ReplyDeleteHe is the one and only reason I started eating that crappy pizza.